The Last Conception is not wholly predictable. Parts of it are pretty dang out there. So, it’s got that going for it. But it’s also a pretty uneven film. 5.5/10
Tag: <span>2020s</span>
The Origin of Evil is a pretty great example of the fucked up rich family melodrama. 7.4/10
Christmas at the Ranch is a middling example of a subgenre I don’t like. 4.9/10
The simultaneous high point and low point of Girls on Film is the line “you’re in a toxic relationship… with yourself.” This movie is not very good. 3.3/10
My problem with A Holiday I Do is that it wants to be a soulless, cookie-cutter pieces of rainbow capitalism. But it doesn’t even fully pull that off. 5.1/10
The Light Touch might have the visuals of a travel commercial, but it has a script that isn’t even good enough to compare to softcore porn. 1.9/10
Showing beautiful women in a way that doesn’t feel overtly objectifying or gross is way, way too low of a bar for me to call this a good movie. 4.3/10
Director Christopher Sandler drops you into his character’s head from moment one and keeps you there the whole time. And he makes this achievement of characterization look so damn easy. 7.6/10
Fawzia Mirza’s The Queen of my Dreams is one of those successfully emotional movies that utilizes a very personal story to invite its audience to a different time, place and lived experience. 7.3/10
I’m remarkable uninspired by The Retreat. I’ve seen every single aspect of this film multiple times in other places. 4.5/10