Anyone remember those overly long, brutal Peter Griffin vs. Chicken fight sequences in Family Guy? That’s basically what this movie is. Except Catfight is better because it was queer ladies and also isn’t Family Guy. 5.8/10
Tag: <span>2010s</span>
As a WLW/lesbian film, Sand Dollars only partially succeeds. As a 90 minute advertisement for the Domincan Republic, it is much more successful. 6.2/10
In the months that have passed between me seeing Frauensee and writing this review, the only thing that sticks in my mind about this movie is how spectacularly average it is. I have never seen a movie that’s so aggressively 5/10. It is a remarkably unremarkable film.
This movie has really lofty goals of making a political statement and doing a shocking, genre switch but the talent behind the camera is not such that it can realistically achieve those goals. 3.5/10
Without exaggeration, The Handmaiden is the best WLW film I’ve seen and though I haven’t seen all of them (yet), I feel pretty confident saying this is one of the all-time bests of the entire genre. 9.7/10
Are you guys ready for some Homosexuality 101? Because that’s what this film is. 4.4/10
The Guest House is another jewel in the crown of shitty lesbian movies made by male filmmakers. 3/10
Dyke Hard is a movie that proves you don’t need big name actors or awards nominations or a budget of more than like, $15 to make a great gay movie, all you need is passion and commitment from the cast and crew and truly staggering levels of camp. 7.7/10