One of Bare’s major sins is the fact that is is deeply forgettable. By the time it ends, I’d already forgotten how it started. The only aspect of Bare that broke through and made an impression on me was its general incompetence. 4.2/10
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David Lynch is definitely not human but he has certainly mastered the human art form of the film. Mulholland Dr. is must-watch for any WLW out there who use the word film instead of movie. 9.5/10
Jailbait is bad exploitation. It’s just not fun to watch. It’s not sexy or fun or creative. It’s just dirty in all the wrong ways. 2.6/10
I’m really struggling to determine whether or not I like this film or would recommend it. Because The Children’s Hour is in many ways objectively good but also deeply homophobic, sexist and made me sad.
I was under the impression Jack and Diane was a movie with WLW and werewolves. It is not. I am not even sure what it is other than not good. 3.8/10
Basically if you wanna see this movie for lesbian sex, it’s worth it. If you’re neutral to negative on that aspect though, Below Her Mouth has nothing else to offer. 5.9/10
There’s a great deal of things that happen in The Favourite. Some of it is queer love, some of it is politics, some of it is unknowable to me because director Yorgos Lanthimos is a weird dude. All of it is very, very good. 9.4/10
It made me a little sad to watch this movie because I really wanted to like this movie and it was trying its hardest. Sadly, for as hard as Joe + Belle tried, it didn’t succeed on any level. 3.4/10
Despite my preference towards horror films and WLW films, Make a Wish is so poor that even my aggressive bias towards WLW horror movies can save it. 2.5/10
Passion is a movie I like far more than it deserves. This movie is frustrating, uneven and confusing. Unfortunately, I’m basically a magpie and this movie is the cinematic equivalent of a shiny thing. 6.1/10