Whatever edge Concrete Blondes has to it is completely absent in the jokes. And that’s why the film doesn’t work. This is a comedy full of punchlines far too safe and far too predictable. 4.7/10
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Without budget, it is an uphill battle to make a good movie. Did Devil’s Cove brave that incline and struggle through its limited means to make a good piece of art? Nope! This movie is very bad! 1.8/10
A Wife Alone has a complete lack of novelty. Nothing about this movie is fresh, exciting or necessary. 3.2/10
I didn’t hate spending 86 minutes in this story. But there’s simply more negatives to the film that I can pinpoint than positives. I like Love Island’s energy. But really, that’s about it. 4.5/10
Fishnet is a pretty painful one to sit through. It’s cheap, cliche, unkind and lacks any clear audience. 2.0/10
The Affair constructed a beautiful world. And then inhabited it with some seriously dull characters. 4.4/10
Girl’s Blood is a movie that really enjoys looking at women. But it has very little understanding of the fact that women are complex people. Plus, the fight scenes aren’t even that good. 3.1/10
Even while looking directly at it, The Adored failed to grab my full attention or leave a strong impression. 2.4/10
Monstrous isn’t terrible. It’s competent, but fails to bring real scares. There’s also not enough Yeti representation. 4.3/10
I can’t believe I’m saying this about a film that had a human sacrifice that descended into funky naked dancing, but Caribbean Papaya is pretty boring. 3.4/10