Even while looking directly at it, The Adored failed to grab my full attention or leave a strong impression. 2.4/10
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Monstrous isn’t terrible. It’s competent, but fails to bring real scares. There’s also not enough Yeti representation. 4.3/10
I can’t believe I’m saying this about a film that had a human sacrifice that descended into funky naked dancing, but Caribbean Papaya is pretty boring. 3.4/10
This review is a lot of words but really, that’s all you need to know. Ultimately, Brides to Be a horror movie that isn’t remotely horrifying. 3.1/10
Being an above average Jess Franco film still means this is still a bad film by any other metric. 3.1/10
I love a slow-burn horror movie. Dead Earth is slow, but there’s no burn. 2.5/10
Beauty is not entirely a failure. There’s ambition and passion here. And some of it works. But ultimately, the film has more misses than hits. 4.6/10
Emilienne doesn’t have a strong enough story nor notable enough erotica. It’s very much a film meant to ride the coattails of an earlier, more successful movie. 3.6/10
I genuinely want all WLW movies to be good. When Kiran Met Karen can’t be called good though. 1.8/10
Maple Palm is not the worst WLW movie I’ve ever seen. There’s exactly four WLW movies that are worse than it. 1.6/10