I love a slow-burn horror movie. Dead Earth is slow, but there’s no burn. 2.5/10
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Beauty is not entirely a failure. There’s ambition and passion here. And some of it works. But ultimately, the film has more misses than hits. 4.6/10
Emilienne doesn’t have a strong enough story nor notable enough erotica. It’s very much a film meant to ride the coattails of an earlier, more successful movie. 3.6/10
I genuinely want all WLW movies to be good. When Kiran Met Karen can’t be called good though. 1.8/10
Maple Palm is not the worst WLW movie I’ve ever seen. There’s exactly four WLW movies that are worse than it. 1.6/10
Mango Kiss is one of the least sexy depictions of kink I’ve ever seen. For a comedy movie, that shouldn’t be a problem. But it’s not funny either. 3/10
Finale is a waste of 75 minutes. The film has little plot and little talent on display. 1.7/10
I am giving Leading Ladies a bad review because of the absence of anything particularly positive about it. 3.5/10
No matter how close you look at Bumblefuck, USA, it’s not interesting.
2.5/10
Russian Doll never feels like some grand, layer cake of crime and lesbianism. It’s a bunch of different elements that never blend together properly. 2.4/10