Bitch Slap is made for an audience of young, stupid, straight men. If you aren’t this audience, the film will do everything in its power to let you know you aren’t welcome. 3.1/10
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Theresa and Allison is not a good movie and I am very, very tired. 4.1/10
While I have a soft-spot for 1970’s horror sleaze, I can’t say The Devil’s Plaything is one of the better offerings. I still had fun with some of the moments but mostly, the movie bored me. 3/10
Ghosted is one of those bad movies where throughout most of the film I just kept asking, what is the point of this movie? 3.8/10
Even if I found subtitles for Xdeal, I can’t imagine they’d change how I feel about the film. This is just a silly piece of softcore porn that doesn’t really respect women and has no likeable characters. 2.1/10
Liberty’s Secret is a movie made by and starring Musical Theatre Kids. Each of the cast and the movie itself is very earnest, very perky and a little amateur. But of course, they’re not Musical Theatre Kids. They’re Musical Theatre Adults so that’s less charming still. 3.1/10
Alto is a flat, dull movie lacking so much originality that it’s actually sapping my ability to come up with a clever and original opener. 3.7/10
There’s also a lot of things about Elisa and Marcela I didn’t like. But I’m going to boil down all those things and the film’s very existence to two words. Squid tits. 4.4/10
Dark is one of the most uninteresting movies about someone having a mental breakdown I’ve ever seen. 2.7/10
Girltrash: All Night Long is a lighthearted musical comedy with exactly no edge that didn’t make me laugh once. 4.2/10