There’s also a lot of things about Elisa and Marcela I didn’t like. But I’m going to boil down all those things and the film’s very existence to two words. Squid tits. 4.4/10
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Dark is one of the most uninteresting movies about someone having a mental breakdown I’ve ever seen. 2.7/10
Girltrash: All Night Long is a lighthearted musical comedy with exactly no edge that didn’t make me laugh once. 4.2/10
Girlfriend is both the worst WLW movie I’ve seen in a while and yet also the most fun I’ve had watching a WLW movie in a while. 3.5/10
Not only does Running on Empty Dreams lack any joy (which at least is intentional) but it’s executed so poorly as to be a borderline painful experience to sit through. 2.1/10
Cheeky is definitely just softcore porn without any higher aspirations. 3.3/10
I have so little to say about All About E. It’s just dull overall. 4.8/10
Despite its run time being in the 90 minute range, the film felt slow and far too long. It’s frustrating because I think Replay could be an interesting movie if it just did more. But it didn’t. 4.9/10
I’ve seen a lot of queer movies in my time clearly made for a straight audience. That’s nothing new. What is new is the lengths to which Serving in Silence: The Margarethe Cammermeyer Story went to cater to a straight audience. 4.4/10
Compulsion has nothing going for it. The focus of this movie is being sexy so character work and story are almost non-existent. But it’s also not even that sexy or extreme. 3.9/10